United Indian School, Abbasiya, Kuwait

There are many kinds of sarees worn in India given the vast diversity and all. Let's take a look at a few but very prominent types you can identify with. And yea by the end of this post you'll definitely be able to identify what a malyalee saree looks like!

3. - The Independent Woman Saree

The Independent Woman saree: Worn by rebellious, ambitious young women who want to have their dick and fcuk it too! Provacation is in this woman's mind! Worn by most of the fledgling successful indian women spreading their wings and their legs in a highly paid job just after graduation.

The Horny Widow Saree: No she doesnt want sympathy as much as she wants a fcuk for her fake tears. A clear invitation to young boys who fancy married women but are scared to get caught by husbands or fathers. Usually worn by all most sindhi, gujrati and rajasthani women who watch saas-bahu soaps and kill their menfolk.

he Babe Saree: Simple yet eye-catching and worn by all women who've got the curves worth bragging about. Very decent yet tantalizing. Used by indian women who like to get some decaying white dick and fulfill their I-slept-with-a-white-guy fantasies.

The Sati-Savitri Saree: A classic saree worn by brand-new indian wives(brand-new apparently is a tag applicable for the first 3 years of marriage). Worn by almost every lovable indian wife who in that saree gives an indication that she's desired by the neighbour also and that if you dont buy her that diamond pendant then......

7.- The Suggestive Saree

The Suggestive Saree: A saree that has very little of the actual saree to it and is worn by indian sluts who basically jus' wanna let you know that if you wanna do her anytime then everything comes off easily. Plus if you wanna see a sample then there's plenty visible already. So don't act like you were shortchanged on the deal later!

The I-look-fucked-but-who-cares-anyways Saree: This is a saree worn specially by Anglo-Keralite women(yeah the ones that got screwed when they failed to cure the British with ayurveda treatment) who think that jus coz they're a shade lighter than the rest of their likes they can wear the skimpiest or jazziest of saree material and still get attention. Damn right you get attention you bloddy freakos!

9. - The Malyali Saree

The Malyali Saree: Take your husbands dirty lungi(which after being worn by him has till now already been used as a towel, picnic mat, handkerchief, curtain, car cover, seat cover, sofa cover, bed cover, tablecloth,sanitary napkin and skirt) and wrap that diseased stained moist fungal cloth around your humongous supermarket/grocery bra and you get what's officially the Malyali Saree! Now you know where UIS teachers get that 'sari' which you haven't seen in any saree shop!

10. - The Non-Resident Malyali Saree

The Non-Resident Malyali Saree: Ok so these so called NRK women like to show their gold and their mozarella cheesey boobs. So what do they do? They wear a blouse and the ghagra and forget all about the saree cloth which they claim is unnecessary as it'll cover their assets! Just visit any of your teacher's houses and you'll be disturbingly surprised to see them in their sweaty blouses & stained ghagras. Malyalis from the US & UK also wear this for north indian functions assuming it'll be accepted for playing dandiya little realizing that they were not refused entry because they were south-indian but because they were semi-nude! To all malyalee women(who are ugly btw) ,advice from the blog and the non-mallu community in Kuwait: "We don't care if you have to wear your husband's fungal lungi or steal one from your child-molestor gay uncles but wear it as a saree if you have to and save us the disgusting sight & nightmares of your saggy shapeless mozarella flesh hanging around you!