Foreword: Possibly the best description of Kerala - God's Own Country
Above: God's Own People - KeralitesYouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/user/lunatickerala
Kerala is the most backward and mentally illiterate place of India. By just reading some alphabets, does not necessarily make you civilized. If so, even some animals can be taught. Ignorant educated hypocrites like Amartya Sen and Bill Mckibben praise Kerala for their own selfish career interests. Let them come and live in this pervert state for one month. They will run away freaked with their asses burnt.
Swami Viveknanda was not an insane person when he declared this pervert state as Lunatic Asylum, almost hundred years back. The objective here is to carry forward that truth with proofs and statistics.
Watch the channel video. In response to a question about water logging, the highest elected official, the Chief Minister of Mallus says, people can themselves remove the water, since water is natures gift! This is 100% fucking literacy? This is the same man who called a martyr from Bangalore a dog.
Swami Viveknanda was not an insane person when he declared this pervert state as Lunatic Asylum, almost hundred years back. The objective here is to carry forward that truth with proofs and statistics.
Watch the channel video. In response to a question about water logging, the highest elected official, the Chief Minister of Mallus says, people can themselves remove the water, since water is natures gift! This is 100% fucking literacy? This is the same man who called a martyr from Bangalore a dog.
Mallus are the largest drunkards of India. They have the highest divorce and suicide rates. They have carried the suicide tradition abroad also. Recently a mallu killed himself after shooting all his family members including his 11 month baby in the U.S. Almost 100 suicide attempts a day. They have the highest unemployment. They consume 25% of national production of psychotropic drugs.
Mallus contribute to terrorism also. Mallus were responsible for Bangalore blasts. One can see Pakistani flags flying freely in Malapuram district. LTTE Prabhakaran a half mallu. Are mallus traitors?
Mallus are poor even below the national standards. It is way behind development when compared to other cities and states. People die falling into pot holes. One can see the pitiable condition of bus and railway stations.
They have no importance in national affairs since they occupy the leg portion of India. They abuse the neighboring state people by calling them pandis but the hilarious truth is, the same mallus travel in rail coaches spitted, excreted and used by neighboring states. So who are the real pandis?
Mallus still are living in stone age coconut jungles like tribals, running around barefooted, in their lungis showing balls, spitting in public and peeing on walls. Even their movies show actors fighting in lungis showing ugly attributes.
It takes more than five hours to cover the mere distance of 220 KM between Trivandrum and Cochin instead of normal two hours taken by Bhopal Shatabdi for almost the same distance between Delhi and Agra. Mallus take fucking 18 hours to cover TVM Bangalore distance.
Mallus have never seen a real highway since such things cannot be built in one of the most densely populated places in India. They have pathetic infrastructure, no driving sense and walk on filthy pot holed roads with no footpaths.
Mallus are famous for bandhs, hartals, rallies and strikes. Mallus dont even have the basic amenities like power and water. Mallu towns stink with sewage water and garbage. Water pipe bursting is a daily affair.
Most mallus are restless, confused, perverts and frustrated. Maybe that's why they like hanging themselves and jumping in front of trains a lot. Even in trains especially Kerala express, one can always see the police arresting mallus for intoxication and molesting girls.
Mallus are famous for sex scandals including their politicians molesting passengers in planes. After all mallus proudly gave India, the first X rated movies with their huge bosom mallu aunts showing off their big ugly attributes. Every month there is a new sex scandal.
One can see mallus ogling at tourists at the Kovalam beach. They are famous for grabbing the asses of tourists. 26% of mallu women face abuse and sexual harassment. They are famous even abroad for molestations. Designer Anand Jon and many church pastors.
Mallus due to the backward conditions and unemployment, migrate in large numbers to other states and countries. They do mainly low paying menial jobs like drivers, stenos, typists, laborers, and chaya walahs.
In fact one can see schools from other states advertising in mallu newspapers for teaching positions for mere two thousand rupees. Pathetic indeed is the life of mallus. Many commit suicide working under hazardous conditions in Gulf and suffer various kinds of torture by Arabs including spitting on their faces.
The so called literate mallus don't allow the mallu singer Yesudas to enter inside a Hindu temple.
A backward mallu will be surprised when he sees Chandigarh. Small towns like Mathura have McDonald outlet, Delhi alone has 50. KFC and such outlets come in places having high purchasing power which mallus lack. Mallus are usually shocked when they see the two crore plus weddings in Delhi.
The mallu Jan Shatabdi was proposed to run with food price inclusive but these poor mallus protested. This train has only 1 A/C coach and that too goes empty. Compare this with Dehradun Jan Shatabdi which has 6 A/C coaches apart from the Shatabdi and other A/C trains.
The mallu Rajdhani gets the most filthy coaches from the Northern railways since they know mallus are pussies and will never complain. Other Rajdhanis have the new LHB German coaches. Mallus indeed are pussies. The Tamils invaded inside mallu rail zone, divided and took their share so coolly.
Mallu mouths are always open for the rice to arrive from other states. Have you seen mallus stuffing big balls of rice, at weddings and scrambling to eat like animals and beggars, as if not eaten for days?
Mallus have cheap bakeries and insane jewelry stores every nook and corner. The famous three mallu signs of recognition - chaya wallah, Hindi thoda thoda maloom and ayyo ammachi big probbbllllum.
15 comments:
To the highly emotional malbari kook who took the liberty to write a 5-paged comment (read essay), I have taken note of you. You will be replied to shortly.
Who is this sick, pathetic pervert????
Couldn't believe that I actually spent 5 minutes reading this shit..hehehe..are you sick ?No honestly..no pun intended..I think you are..and you need help fast ..
hello... hapi blogging... have a nice day! just visiting here....
You guys make life worth living!
When i make my first salary, ill give you guys a donation!!!!!
We only accept cheques larger than KD 1,00,000. Thanks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6QX1u4K0KI&feature=related
A must see vid for all Mallu lovers around the globe...
Agreed..kerala has several setbacks; but so has every state & its people.IF that is so, there would be tonnes of material about Bihar, UP,harlem in the US, the sick sex trade across Cambodia (promoted by the so claimed civilized West )etcc..etc...
Given the facts you have mentioned, Kerala still is the single largest contributor to foreign exchange.Imagine the countless malayalis sweating it out it the desert heat.Contrary to your statement, Keralites are some of the neatest lot around (you won't find a single person in the morning who woul'nt have had a bath).As for movies, leaving aside the cheap porn flicks (Why not blame the west for pioneering porn & flooding the net??), Kerala & Bengal are the largest contributors to parallel cinema, which addresses social issues (Chek the no. of national film awards these 2 states have garnered over the years).And the list goes on...
So my friend, it makes no sense to target a particular section of society, cause every part of the world has its owm goods & bads. Come out of the past into the 21st century-where the world is a global village, transcending barriers of religion,caste & colour.Why then do we idolize Nelson Mandela & Micheal Jackson??.. I confess I am a malayali,but a global one albeit. BEING A MALAYALI, I am intelligent enough to absorb the best of thr best of all religions, cultures & languages; and discard the rest. To sum it up a a true survivor for this generation (& next),& a global citizen.A True Indian , but still a MALAYALI at heart.
So shed your narow views, open up your heart & grow up to be mature enough.
rajesh
Appreciate your work of bringing the truth about mallus.we are one of the victims affected by the mallus.Hope you know that the Govt of Brunei has banned the entry of ppl from Kerala(not all Indians) into their country after observing their unlawful activities inside their state.Despite many pleas from the Kerala Govt the Govt of Brunei refused to change their stand.You see how smart an other country is in observing these ppl.We believe every state in India shd do this otherwise these ppl wll exploit others and make them lose their identity in their own state.Now there are thousands of mallus in Brunei itself with the passports got from other states like Maharashtra/punjab/Karnataka/Tamilnadu etc.Now our identity is at stake as these ppl are using our identity and work there with their mallu ethics.
In the Govt medical colleges in kerala other state students are not allowed to study.But keralites enter into every other colleges in India freely take the seats of other state's students by paying big donations with their gulf money.CMC in vellore is in Tamilnadu.The mallus infiltrated into this hospital& medical college in every department and are ruling and reigning there and the tamil students dont have any chances of getting a seat there.You can imagine the plight of the student from other states.Malayalam seems to be the official language there.Now they are connecting this city with every kerala city so that their ppl get the best of treatments available.Its the same with Coiambatore.They have started settling in coiambatore like wild beasts.Every college is filled with these ppl there.They have Mallus in the Southern railways in higher positions.With their help they have changed the trains stopping in regular areas.Now in Coiambatore the trains stop at Mallu concentrated areas only.With the same influence they are connecting entire Tamilnadu via Nagercoil which is a bordering city with Tamilnadu by introducing Spl trains to this city from chennai and major cities of Tamilnadu & Kerala.Now wherever u turn in Tamilnadu a mallu is working there whereas the tamils themselves are suffering without employment opportunities.Now they are demanding in Tamilnadu that Onam day shd be announced as a Govt Holiday.The Tamil film industry is infested with mallu stars.Its disgusting to see these ppl intruding into every area of other states and countrys internal affairs and finally conquering them.And we appreciate your way of handling these ppl.This is the only way probably they will understand what the other communities think aout them.
Nandan
very true rajesh!!...very true!!....der is no use arguing wid dese assholes!!..i thnk dis person has to hv a frequent visit to the mental hospital atleast once a week!!...nd take proper pills for dis sickness!!....
and who ever has written this shit is not courageous enough to atleast put his name!!....
First off, reading this post reminded me of a famous quote by William Blake.
"To generalize is to be an idiot."
and you my friend have engaged in generalizations of epic proportions through this blog. In any case, being a mallu myself I must say we do feel the same about many things mallu. Not all though. I do understand the kicks you get out of bad mouthing mallus.
LOL!!!!! I bet every single individual who has written or commented on this blog is a MALLU!! I guess it was written on a day they were on strike (because the first std question paper was leaked!!!!)...Ha Ha Ha...and of cors, I am a mallu too.
nandan can i tell your desease...Just 'jealousy'.....as u r not literate and could not able to get best out of you...
@shyam:
Don't you know intelligent species, that the highest unemployed bastards are in the lunatic asylum? Every retard gets a degree somehow without any real knowledge and display their 100% literacy by spitting and peeing in public. By honking in their small cars. By ogling at tourists at Kovalam. By drinking and molesting women. By shouting chaya chaya and so on. Fucking hypocrites.
there is good n bad in every part of this world.. if u can only see.. the glass half empty .. its ur perspective that larks the ability to see the glass half full .. as for ur experience because of which u speak so .. m sorry for u .. cause u have not seen the good .. that stays with any human being ,.. even with mallus.
m a mallu.. n never was proud of it .. but never hated it either.. cause if i had to hate being a mallu.. i could hate being a human being to..
i guess .. its just better to be happy n make others happy..
.............or just see half glass empty .. its ur choice.
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